Nobody needs my help, I guess. Not even the chirping crickets!
Dear Self,
I'm writing because nobody else has. I mean, what's a Snarf to do if he can't give out and pass on all the great knowledge I've culled over the years. I mean, look at my resume! I raised Lion-O, for Jaga's sake. I can give advice...good, clean Snarfly advice.
But...nobody seems to appreciate a Snarf. I just work and work, and slave and slave. Despite how overworked I am, I took on doing this column. And this is the thanks I get??
C'mon. Humor me here. Everyone else does.
Hhhmph!
Sneeyarf!
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