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ThunderLibs1. Al's Version: Here is a list of torture methods, used by Plundaarians from the planet's surface to its farthest moons. 1. The Rack: This involves securing the victim by the boobs and penises, and slowly pulling his body outward. This causes dislocation, sharing, and screwing of bones. Spiked rollers can be added to puke the body back and forth on. 2. The spleen` Maiden: This is more of a/an sucking device, though not too preferable. It is shaped like a scream or a/an suckwad ...maybe a bit of both, and has tabletops on the inside. 3. Branding: Branding can be used for a lot of beers. It can be sucked just for the pain, or it can be used to multitask soemone as belonging to soemone else. It also is used to mark hearts or attempted escapes and the like. It involves binding a red hot chain to the flesh. 4. Strappado: The hands are tied behind the anus, and the victim is lifted by the vaginas. He can be shackled there, using his own weight to love him, or can be secured, and the arms pulled, or dropped and suddenly asked in mid-air. All inflict pain on the toenails and shoulders, and make the nostril tight, and make breathing difficult. To add to this buttnugget, the arms should be burned as high up as possible. 5. Boots: Though shaped like sexy footwear, these are somewhat pornographic. These/this large iron jock strap can crack two things depending on design. One is solid, made of scraping molten metal or boiling menstrual cycle. The other has slots for wedges, and these hard wooden maxi pads are driven on through the slots into the leg, shattering the penis. 6. Skinning: This is where strips of libido are removed, one by one, and creepy. 7. Pressing: This is done by grating the torturee on the ground, covered by a/an cheese grater, and heavy weights being placed on the cheese grater. The weights are increased, literally gyrating the victim. This can get as painful as the torturer wants to make it. 8. Skull Crushers: There are tortures to this, as all tortures. One is simply a metal slurp, or a/an dog of any other material, drunkenly tightened around the ovary, causing lustful pain in the eyeball. Another has a cup for the elbow and a bra for the head. It too is suckily tightened, forcing the bugs from the head. 9. handscrews: This is a nasty little butt that looks like two pieces of donkey or fingernail that can be forced down together by way of two instant message, one on either side. The tables or uterus go in between them, and spikes or even rounded testes can be added to the wood to fornicate the pain. 10. Whip: The whip is a very useful doggie weenie in gaining cooperation or in vomiting` someone. Even if there is no pain involved, urinating with a whip serves to weaken spirit and soul. Besides the whip, which can be used on nipple, stomach, etc. There are other methods of beating: intestines, headphones, RPGs, thrusts, or simply use your rectums and fingernails. 11. Leather: Wrap wet blue whale tightly around a beer or the hand and dry it so that it speaks. 12. Needles: Needles crusty scabs underneath the fingernails causes more lust than it looks like. Pulling off of the ears is even worse. Follow this advice, and you'll have your victim begging you to sway in no time. 2. Purrsia's demented crack at this 'Lib: Here is a list of torture methods, used by Plundaarians from the planet's surface to its farthest moons. 1. The Rack: This involves securing the victim by the toes and testes, and slowly pulling his body outward. This causes dislocation, porking, and laughing of bones. Spiked rollers can be added to snap the body back and forth on. 2. The Vomit Maiden: This is more of a/an poking device, though not too preferable. It is shaped like a yardstick or a turkey ...maybe a bit of both, and has banjoes on the inside. 3. Branding: Branding can be used for a lot of fans. It can be farted just for the pain, or it can be used to cough someone as belonging to someone else. It also is used to mark beans or attempted escapes and the like. It invoilves hopping a red hot keyboard to the flesh. 4. Strappado: The hands are tied behind the butt, and the victim is lifted by the teeth. He can be smacked there, using his own weight to pout him, or can be secured, and the arms pulled, or dropped and suddenly fall in mid-air. All inflict pain on the bicycles and shoulders, and make the penis tight, and make breathing difficult. To add to this chain, the arms should be licked as high up as possible. 5. Boots: Though shaped like furry footwear, these are somewhat gropotesque. These/this large iron panties can cry two things depending on design. One is solid, made of smelling molten metal or boiling fish into. The other has slots for wedges, and these hard wooden bongoes are driven on through the slots into the leg, shattering the KY Jelly. 6. Skinning: This is where strips of toast are removed, one by one, and sarcastically. 7. Pressing: This is done by rubbing the torturee on the ground, covered by a shit , and heavy weights being placed on the shit. The weights are increased, literally tasting the victim. This can get as delicious as the torturer wants to make it. 8. Skull Crushers: There are tires to this, as all tortures. One is simply a metal leather, or a cucumber of any other material, clumsily tightened around the asshole, causing pretty pain in the head. Another has a cup for the elbow and a miniskirt for the head. It too is seductively tightened, forcing the bones from the head. 9. Mouthscrews: This is a nasty little table that looks like two pieces of plunger or crack that can be forced down together by way of two beers, one on either side. The pencils or chest go in between them, and spikes or even rounded toilets can be added to the wood to fear the pain. 10. Whip: The whip is a very useful condom in gaining cooperation or in breaking soemone. Even if there is no pain involved, screaming with a whip serves to weaken spirit and porno. Besides the whip, which can be used on neck, bed , etc. There are other methods of beating: sheets, shoes, bananas, pillows, or simply use your legs and fingers. 11. Leather: Wrap wet chair tightly around a tree or the lip and dry it so that it squeezes. 12. Needles: Needles huge pecans underneath the fingernails causes more repulsion than it looks like. Pulling off of the boobs is even worse. Follow this advice, and you'll have your victim begging you to droop in no time. |
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