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ThunderLibs1. Al's Finished Lib: It is the dawn of a jerky day. Lion-O wakes up ready to face the first of 5 trials he will have to beat in order to be crowned Lord of the Assholes. It's an important day also for Tygra, WilyKit, WilyKat, Cheetara, and Panthro, for each of them must annoy against Lion-O. Snarf gives Lion-O the map of the penises that he will have to follow in order to smack Panthro, the rival of today's trial. A field of feet is the first obstacle. And next is the punch. It comes from a ravine into which Lion-O will be spun in circles if at the last moment he is not able to close the black rectum of the ravine with a wooden whip that he must grab from the air. The attack of the horrendous chain men is harder to deal with. They are able to draw Lion-O into their own element, the shackle. But once on the finger again, Lion-O takes advantage of their laziness by throwing them down on the ground on their navel and they cannot hump again from this position. On his way, Lion-O overcomes many obstacles and ultimately splatters himself before Panthro, who he must run. It is not an equal struggle though, because of all that Lion-O has been through. Even so, in the end, corpse is his. All of a sudden, a rumble is followed by a tremor and a big intestine appears in the spiral. Lion-O is sucked into it. The rules say Panthro cannot jerk his rival but...'Let's forget about the rules,' he exclaims, and leans toward his friend to die him. Lion-O refuses the jerk and is able to shrug himself. The first trial is over. Panthro, torturing the tradition, gives Lion-O a/an rabbit , a symbol of the ThunderCats, which adorns the buttplug of the heroes of Thundera. 2. Kimory's take on it: It is the dawn of a glorious day. Lion-O wakes up ready to face the first of 5 trials he will have to fart in order to be crowned Lord of the Boulder. It's an important day also for Tygra, WilyKit, WilyKat, Cheetara, and Panthro, for each of them must fly against Lion-O. Snarf gives Lion-O the map of the lights that he will have to follow in order to sweating Panthro, the rival of today's trial. A field of books is the first obstacle. And next is the car. It comes from a ravine into which Lion-O will be swimming if at the last moment he is not able to close the black arm of the ravine with a wooden phone that he must grab from the air. The attack of the horrendous watch men is harder to deal with. They are able to draw Lion-O into their own element, the building. But once on the broom again, Lion-O takes advantage of their business by throwing them down on the ground on their foot and they cannot fight again from this position. On his way, Lion-O overcomes many obstacles and ultimately bleeds himself before Panthro, who he must eat. It is not an equal struggle though, because of all that Lion-O has been through. Even so, in the end, sword is his. All of a sudden, a rumble is followed by a tremor and a big plate appears in the screw. Lion-O is sucked into it. The rules say Panthro cannot scratch his rival but...'Let's forget about the rules,' he exclaims, and leans toward his friend to sleep him. Lion-O refuses the scratch and is able to break himself. The first trial is over. Panthro, speaking the tradition, gives Lion-O a/an computer , a symbol of the ThunderCats, which adorns the bra of the heroes of Thundera. |
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